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Biggie in a Bra

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lol-post:

Because I’m worth it.http://lol-post.tumblr.com/

lol-post:

Because I’m worth it.
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getmecandynow:

and the prize for the least convincing alien beast goes tooo…..

getmecandynow:

and the prize for the least convincing alien beast goes tooo…..

(Source: sorenandjoey, via death-by-lulz)

fushigikid:

martinfreemansmiddlefinger:

In cinema, gloves are regularly used to represent hiding one’s true intentions. Characters often seen wearing gloves are normally hiding something 

Frozen is a perfect example of this

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Elsa obviously uses gloves to hide her powers and doesn’t show her true self until she discards them 

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BUT GUESS WHO ELSE WEARS GLOVES THE ENTIRE MOVIE

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Well played Disney… well played

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I’m onto you, you fucking rat.

(via robert-downey-jesus)

ourafrica:

How beautiful is this? Wow!

(Source: WWW.ourafricablog.com, via grabmydinosaur)

facts-i-just-made-up:

For the first time in history, scientists have fully translated a crop circle.
The above crops in Heathness upon Inverow, England exhibit 190% more textual characters than common crop circles. “With the extra letters, our team was finally able to understand the alien language used in crop circles,” said Crop Circle expert Mike N. Shyamalan, “Soon we’ll be able to apply the new knowledge to elder circles and reveal their meaning as well.”
The translation reads as follows: “Shirley, We need eggs again and get some broccoli while you’re at Wal-Mart,” and suggests several important aspects of alien culture. Most notably that they use our crops as shopping lists, but perhaps more astonishingly that they too shop at Earth supermarkets. This may suggest their homeworld lacks superstores, and that they may consider Earth foods a delicacy. As no aliens have been spotted at Wal-Marts in recent times, scientists suggest the aliens are most likely humanoid if not dead ringers for our own species.
So remember next time you’re in Wal-Mart and see someone buying broccoli, they’re likely not human. Because no human likes broccoli. No human.

facts-i-just-made-up:

For the first time in history, scientists have fully translated a crop circle.

The above crops in Heathness upon Inverow, England exhibit 190% more textual characters than common crop circles. “With the extra letters, our team was finally able to understand the alien language used in crop circles,” said Crop Circle expert Mike N. Shyamalan, “Soon we’ll be able to apply the new knowledge to elder circles and reveal their meaning as well.”

The translation reads as follows: “Shirley, We need eggs again and get some broccoli while you’re at Wal-Mart,” and suggests several important aspects of alien culture. Most notably that they use our crops as shopping lists, but perhaps more astonishingly that they too shop at Earth supermarkets. This may suggest their homeworld lacks superstores, and that they may consider Earth foods a delicacy. As no aliens have been spotted at Wal-Marts in recent times, scientists suggest the aliens are most likely humanoid if not dead ringers for our own species.

So remember next time you’re in Wal-Mart and see someone buying broccoli, they’re likely not human. Because no human likes broccoli. No human.