Things I have learned from Criminal Minds:
- It is almost ALWAYS a white male.
- White men are dangerous.
- You should never associate with white men for any reason.
Occasionally a white female or a black male… but usually a white guy.
The safest people to be friends with are black women.
if when I’m older I don’t end up living in an apartment in a big city with a group of my closest friends and we don’t get ourselves into comically awkward situations and spend every day hanging out and making memories together I will be very disappointed because every sitcom ever will have misguided me